The Great Kidnapping

Today I was fixing a hernia in the OR.

The room circulator and the CRNA got into a discussion about the Rapture that I thought was hilarious.

CRNA: I just don't believe in the Rapture. I've never known anyone to just up and disappear.

Circulator: That's not how the Rapture works. Everyone disappears all at once, not one by one. I know it hasn't happened yet because I'm still here.

CRNA: I don't want no part of that. Ain't no one gonna be kidnapping me.